Smoke and a Coke

Nothing beats a Newport and icy cold beverage. Makes me feel like littering just thinking about it.

Road Trip!

This little adventurer was all excited about hitting the road until he literally hit the road, carelessly tossed aside the on-ramp of the BQE. Poor feller. On a brighter note, my lady and I had a wonderful time in Woodstock, NY thanks for asking. I saw no littered Newport boxes while there.

Gum anyone?

Obviously this guy is just a blip on the radar given the generations of gum stains he's surrounded by. But still...

Littered in the rain...

This poor little fella was actually found in Manhattan. I find a lot of Newport packs in Manhattan too, which leads me to believe the problem of Newport littering is spreading. And to top it off, this guy has been cast aside without an umbrella. Poor little friend.

Art or Litter?

The eternal debate continues.

Newports and Gum: A Tragedy

Newports: You got some gum?
Gum: No. You got a smoke?
Together: Damn.
THE END.

Lover's Spat and Ewwww.... what's on that paper towel?

Lover #1: That's it we're through.
Lover #2: You don't have to tell me twice. I hope you get run over by a car.

Run Free... Newport #8

He's one of the lucky ones finding his littered resting place in the closest thing you'll find to a dewy meadow along side the BQE.

Look both ways before littering - Pack #7

This little guy is flirting dangerously close to being run over by a car. How careless can one be?

Newport has a new port - Pack #6

This happy little guy has a new home on the grill work of the Williamsburg Bridge. What a view! (by the way Smokey McSmokerson, there are trash cans all along the walkway of the bridge. Jeez.)

Gotta light - Newport Pack #5

This one seems dark and brooding to me. I'm sure the Casanova that chucked him out the window was one interesting fella.

YAY! Lonely litter is lonely no more!

This one has a little friend... Hi Dentyne Ice! Fresh breath at the core of my menthol life.

XXX-Newport Packs #3 and #3A

Hot Box on Box action...

Lady Luck and Lady Litter are kindred spirits

Here's another. Notice the lottery ticket littered nearby. Very classy Brooklyn!

The Inspiration, Pack #1

"Your the reason in my life, yer the inspiration... you give meaning to my life, yer the inspiration..." You get the picture. This little buddy is one of thousands littered in and around Brooklyn. Gosh Newport smokers! Just chuck 'em into the backseat the way all Americans do. God!